December 2011
73 posts
regina—philange:
Sean Lock: 90% of the toys bought for Christmas this year is made in China, which makes the Chinese, technically elves
reblog if it's okay for me to go to your ask and...
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Creative Writing: Dale
haha, I actually really like this one
Dale Stephenson
Weak Strength (-1) Superior Body (+2) Background The race was coming to an end. Dale rounded the last corner and accelerated through the turn. The guy in first place was driving a battered old Subaru. Dale was close enough to read his licence plate and catching up fast. As Dale sped past, he saw the guy swearing loudly and slamming on his...
Sherlock
I hear good things.
Dear best Friend
Oh man, you have no idea how much you are the best person I’ve ever met. You are dependable, funny, kind: so many other adjectives that I can’t think of right now. I still read that letter sometimes. Q7RW.
Dear Person I’m jealous of
Fine, you win.
Dear Past me
My God, you were such a shitty kid. Don’t worry though, it gets better. And dude, work out, they will hate you less if you aren’t fat.
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
“Would it be illegal to hold America hostage? Like…with twenty pounds of anti-matter.”
“I think that would be three hundred million counts of assault with a deadly weapon.”
“Oh, yeah.”
#Conversationswithmyselfaboutmysuper-villainplans
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What the hell lady?
Why would you cross the street? I mean, I know I’m black, but I’m wearing a flannel shirt and sucking on a candy cane.
baby It's Cold Outside
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NONONONONONO. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. NEVER THE HELL AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
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Here's something that cartoons need to stop doing
There’s this gag where one character, possibly under the influence of strong emotion or something is acting in a way counter to what would be expected of him. This is the “joke” and it’s fine.
But then the camera pans to one of that character’s friends who is looking on with incredulity and possibly a bit of fear and the friend says something like
“Well that...
“The biggest key to being funny is to not be a dumbass. Really stupid people have...”
– Andrew Hussie
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Russian Accents
I was trying to write a Russian accent for a thing I was working on, but I have no clue what one really sounds like. Could anyone give me a good example? Big, Husky Male voice necessary. Female Voice optional.
And now I have the sads
oodhugger:
[21:17] brizlack: i put emo hair on my wolves wanna fight about it [21:17] boywithkatana: No. Name one after me [21:17] brizlack: okay [21:17] brizlack: it will have the emoest of hair
it could be emo-er
Hells yeah, I have a wolf!
“it’s okay to draw shitty pictures. it’s okay to practice and not get something...”
– does the space cold make your nipples go pointy: more advice mostly to myself (via heysawbones)
That moment when you realize Batman is his own...
For instance, Batman is crazy, there’s no arguing that. But his craziness turned against him, his manic determination is The Joker.
The Scarecrow is Batman’s tendency to use fear to affect the Gotham. Y’know, being the terror in the night. Scarecrow is that part of batman.
Bane: Batman’s use of brute physical strength. Bats tends to go about hitting stuff.
The Penguin:...
Being extremely happy has made me extremely angry
Blub. Also, talk to me. With my ask box. It’s labled “Questions”. Seriously people, dooo it.
Creative Writing:Sarah Maroon and Firestarter
Sarah and her partner were sitting together on the beige carpeted floor of their shared suite playing a game of cards. Sarah was winning, as she always did, and of the candy they wagered, Sarah had a much taller pile. Though it was stacked against him, Firestarter played jovially. It seemed he was just happy to have someone to play with. A thought occurred to Sarah. “Hey, what’s your real...
Rhod Gilbert is a man with a goddamn stage...
I still can’t spell the word presence.
But yeah, Rhod Gilbert is a brilliant Welsch Stand Up Comedian.
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Character Idea: Lessee what tumblr thinks.
A young 12-17 transgender. [Born A girl. Mentally a Boy. At least, I think that’s how it works.] Has the power of transformation. She can turn into animals, all animals, big and small with the only restriction that all animals she turns into are male. Also he can not speak to animals. He’s really goddamn lonely.
Her human form is extremely skinny. Generally wears an oversized T-shirt...
