February 2012
60 posts
More evidence Republicans just pick and choose...
friendlyatheist:
atheism-:
Gays? They are an abomination. Just check out scripture…
Things that hurt...
tdeeszy:
Being unsure of how someone feels about you.
Feeling like they are mad at you.
Being misunderstood by people you care about.
Being judged by people you care about.
Feeling like you lost something that was never yours.
Feeling like you’re doing too much.
Thinking you aren’t doing enough.
Not knowing if you should say something.
Worried about what they’ll think if you do say it.
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Jane's Doodles: OKAY. →
nerdyshitandragecomics:
I just want to get a couple of things straight about homestuck real quick.
It’s shoddily written. It’s good and fun and fine and all, but let’s face it, it’s writing is god awful.
It’s incredulously complex. It’s gone past Zelda timeline level complexity in my…
shoddily written? Bullshit, the writing’s grand.
And this is why Charlie is my hero.
Dennis: Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. Umm…how about your favorite food, what would that be?
Charlie: Oh, milk-steak.
Dennis and Mac: (simultaneously) Hmm?
Dennis: What?
Charlie: Milk-steak.
Dennis: I’m not putting milk-steak.
Mac: Just put regular steak and then-
Charlie: Don’t put regular steak, put milk-steak, she’ll know what it is.
Dennis: No she won’t know what it is! Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright what’s your favorite hobby?
Charlie: Uhh…magnets.
Dennis: Wha-like making magnets, collecting magnets?
Mac: Playing with magnets?
Charlie: Just magnets.
Dennis: I’m just gonna put snowboarding. We’ll just put snowboarding.
Charlie: I don’t really snowboard.
Dennis: What are some of your likes?
Charlie: Uhh…ghouls
Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about?
Charlie: Just funny little green ghouls.
Dennis: W-What like in movies, or in cartoons?
Charlie: Little green ghoul buddies!
Mac: Don’t write ghouls!
Dennis: I’m not! I’m putting travel! Jesus Christ, what are your dislikes?
Charlie: People's knees.
Dennis: Oh come on dude! Come on!
Mac: Bro, you gotta be kid-you know what we’ll just make it all up.
Dennis: We’ll make the whole thing up.
Mac: We’ll doctor the picture.
Dennis: We aren’t even going to use you for this.
Charlie: Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.
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And as I finish the chapter I think that this book has 100 pages left to end in tragedy. It must end in tears, and anger, and death, and loneliness. It must end in disaster as every story truly does and not continue on with this horrendously cutesy bullshit. As odd as it sounds, I’m reading fiction to find truth and truth never lies in happiness.
Man, Isaac is so much more interesting a story
He loses his eyes and his girl at the same time. He’s learning to deal with a new world without sight, all the while mourning the loss of Monica. A problem which is made worse by Isaac’s friend Augustus, probably best friend, who won’t stop blathering on and on about his new girlfriend who he’s taking on an incredibly romantic trip to Amsterdam.
Screw empathy for Hazel or...
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My thoughts on TFIOS part 1
Putting them here, cuz hey, someone might care. Please don’t care though - I’m just some dumb kid reading a great book. My words are meaningless. If you, reader, haven’t read whatever chapters I’m talking about. Don’t read this.
Chapters 1 - 4
The character of Augustus Waters seems archetypical. I love John Green, but changing genders doesn’t change much else...
Edward Spoon Hands: Are we a Culture of Theft? →
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edwardspoonhands:
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TL;DR: We download / steal unavailable content not because it is the best content, but because we have to work for it and only a small number of people will do that work. For that reason, we can use that as a test with which to define our…
I still disagree. If the only draw to watching Sherlock was its illegality, no one would watch it legally....
Everything was good about Arriety.
The art, the music, the writing, the plot, the message, the characters. It was a great movie.
Those days when you're not talking to someone who... →
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Here I'm starting my List of Good Comedians
In no particular order, continuing over many posts
1. John Mulaney [Absolutely brilliant. Probably one of my favorite comedians nowadays.]
2. Andy Zaltzman [Probably the smartest
3. Sarah Kendall [Austrailian Lady Comedian. Decent
4. Zach Galfianakis [Extremely smart comedy. Offbeat-type.]
5. Adam Hill [He’s only got one leg]
6. Anthony Jeselnik [Slow delivery, wicked punchlines,...
You change one thing about me, what would it be?
Andy Zaltzman is a genius
BREAKING NEWS
Common sense reveals that there is no correlation between self-respect and whether or not you show your tits on the internet or how many people you sleep with.
Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.
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LOLS.
preparing for -1
Pfff I’ll be getting negative infinity, guys
AH HA HA HA HA
yeah…
Haha me pretty? Yeah and...
Anonymous asked: who are the prettiest girls you know
Anonymous asked: recommend a good book
TMI Saturdays. Ask me questions tumblr
'Above Average' that's good enough for me.
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Creative Writing: Winston Little part 2 of 3
The opening paragraph seems to have randomly bolded itself. Weird.
Winston’s mom returned to find him at the computer in his room hastily scribbling down data in a notebook. She had to computer facing away from the door, so Winston hadn’t noticed when she came in. She walked over and tapped him on the shoulders, “Working hard on your homework?”
Winston jumped, nodded, and stood up. He looked up...
I'm sick
Top 5 Adventure Time episodes
1. It came from the nightosphere
2. The Limit
3. Duke of Nuts
4. Another Way
5. Ghost Princess
Edit:Also Susan Strong. homg that was a good episode.
Edit 2:And The Eyes and Belly of the Beast
Edit 3: All of them. Ever.
Edit 4: Evicted, Power Animal, Prisoners of Love, Mortal Folly/Recoil, Too Young, Business Time
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Community Fan Theory: Abed is God
There is a popular theory circulating within the fan circles of the TV show Community that the study room is purgatory and Abed is actually God making the mortals atone for their sins. Now, Dan Harmon the creator of the show has dismissed this but there is supporting evidence from after this claim was made, for this reason I won’t touch upon season 3 until the end.
It basically goes as...